Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too. Also, No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
Thursday, February 28, 2013
It Could Be Worse
Alright ladies. I know that we, your husbands, have our issues. I will not take the time to list those issues right now. But we are aware of them. (Sort of) At least we've never done this to you. Start watching at 13:35.
See don't you all love us so much more now? You're welcome.
i saw this on ksl. crazy man. i think afterwards, i'd be happy i had the experience of the swing, but i would never forgive him for PUSHING ME OFF THE SIDE OF A CLIFF!! but i never would have been in all that gear and ready to go in the first place. too much of a wimp. :)
"By the saints refusing to be led by the influences of Satan and not yielding to his seductive temptations he is virtually bound so far as they are concerned, and when the head of the family can attain unto this power and persuade his wife and family to do likewise, the power of Satan will be bound in that habitation; and the Millenium will have commenced in that household; and if all should take this course, man and the earth would soon be prepared for the coming of Jesus and the ushering in of the full Millennial glory and the complete binding of Satan; all of which glory they would already have a foretaste." Parly P. Pratt, Millenial Star, July 17,1863
"Women of God can never be like women of the world. The world has enough women who are tough; we need women who are tender. There are enough women who are coarse; we need women who are kind. There are enough women who are rude; we need women who are refined. We have enough women of fame and fortune; we need more women of faith. We have enough greed; we need more goodness. We have enough vanity; we need more virtue. We have enough popularity; we need more purity." Margaret D. Nadauld
We have, show, and are able to exert great bodily and muscular power; we are physically vigorous and robust. We are mentally powerful. We are solid, stable, healthy, thriving. We have powerful means to resist attack, assault, and aggression. We behave in an aggressive, ardent, and flamboyant manner. We are SERIOUSLY so strong.
Individual Strengths:
Mr. Strong- Great physical strength, agile, supernatural jumping ability, Commands large army of miniture men. Will box your face off, while holding hand weights.
Mrs. Strong- Totally hot but really scary. Intimidating verbal threats, mastermind plotter, responsible for team hygeine and nutrition.
Josephine- Water bender, very original and affective Inja moves, mostly goes for the surprise attack, mind power over animals, hits like a girl.
Atticus- Wielder of the force and intimidator. Will rhar in your face. Can and will call upon Wolfkin and Co for combat support if necessary. Cratches without warning. Cratch, cratch, cratch...
Margaret- Strikes against your sanity using prolonged tantrum. Seriously, if you run into this girl when she's 2 and 1/2 and angry- plan on 752 psychic attacks to your brain, and your head, and your mind.
Abigail- will suck your cheeks off. And scratch your neck and arms. And gouge your eyes out. Has scary voice.
I genuinely consider that man to be evil. Seriously.
ReplyDeletei will never date this man. truth. i did, however, find this highly amusing. so thanks. and thanks for not pushing your wife off a cliff.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. Remember how hard he is laughing? Wow.
ReplyDeletei saw this on ksl. crazy man. i think afterwards, i'd be happy i had the experience of the swing, but i would never forgive him for PUSHING ME OFF THE SIDE OF A CLIFF!! but i never would have been in all that gear and ready to go in the first place. too much of a wimp. :)
ReplyDeleteRyan Strong I love you.
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