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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Jo's first day of Kindergarten

I just imported like 300 photos off our camera! So get ready for many posts of old events.

Look how cute Jo was back in August. She loves school. Very shy, but loves it.



Member how her bag is as big as she is? (Definitely picked that one out herself.)


So excited and so nervous! First day of school is so exciting!


It's still a little strange to me that she goes to the same school I went to for 4th and 5th grade.


Here's where I tried to bribe Jo with a cupcake to tell me how everything went. 


 Yesterday when I picked Jo up from kindergarten I said, "Hooray! It's Friday! That means tomorrow you are home all day and so is Dad!"
She replied, "I like days when I get to stay home... but I like going to school more!"

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Movie Review from Ryan

Movie: Unicorn City
Review: It's good
Recommendation: Go watch it. Don't talk to anyone about it, don't read the synopsis, just pop some corn, go to Netflix streaming, click-it, watch it.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Marriage Advice

It was a good Christmas. A very good Christmas. We were all spoiled... and I will delve into that subject later. But right now I'm just focusing on my favorite Christmas gift Ryan gave me- he tracked down a little video of our engagement and our wedding day! Hazzah! Steph and Paul were going to video our wedding but I had understood that the battery to their camera was accidentally dead and so we hadn't had anything recorded. In actuality the camera battery didn't last long, but a little of that day was captured!!!!! It's been so fun to watch. So so fun. I thought you might benefit from the advice everyone gave us that day. Maybe try the advice out in your own marriage. It's important stuff!

Matt Wood: "I got nothing. Sorry."... "Don't use the diving apparatus that Josh and I made."

Josh Wood: "Wedding, what?"

Jenny Wood: "Sorry, nothing."

Tam Wood: "Just keep happy, be nice to each other, tell jokes. Don't let your children tie you up."

Jessica McGhie: "Ryan, give Amy a hug everytime you come home from work. And a kiss."

Chelsi McGhie: "Be nice to each other. Don't get in fights and don't get a divorce."

Jessica and Chelsi together: "Always change your babies. Don't let it (the poop) stay."

Matt Strong: "Pudding. Lots of pudding. Chocolate.... Vanilla.... Butterscotch..."

Jason Strong: broke into song instead of advice, "I've seen that smile somewhere before..." this turned into a duet with Matt... and continued in to further advice about pudding... Chocolate Vanilla Mix.

Casey Strong: "Keep each other laughing. A home without laughter just isn't fun."

Grandma Challis: "Just love each other dearly. Just be good to each other all the time."

Brittney Strong: "Pay for it with cash- then you can't track it- then you won't know where it goes. Have a baby soon."

Me: "The Sealer talked a lot about studying the Proclamation to the Family so we need to make sure and do that."

Ryan: "If I always put Amy first then I'll always be happy- so always focus on serving her."

That was all the technical advice. There was a lot of other really important commentary though. Like Chris and Tom commenting on how beautiful the sealing was... but their's was better. Like Andrew saying that my Dad often lies just after he'd said Ryan and I make a great couple. Like Danny thanking Ryan for marrying me... he said he was getting worried for me. Like Steph, the one working the camera, zooming in on her husband. Like Jessica and Chelsi singing us a song about their stinky baby brother. Like the camera scanning Ryan's Mom from head to toe 3 times. So fun to remember that first day of our freaking awesome marriage and family. Thanks everyone who helped make April 28th, 2006 so wonderful.


Monday, December 17, 2012

They Must Be South Pole Elves

We know we know, but it's sort of become a tradition. Deal with it.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

A Rough Patch

So I've been feeling a little down lately.  Moping and such.  It came to a head when I was brought nearly to tears that my computer took a full 15 seconds to open a program!  A co-worker of mine noticed.  He leaned over and started to talk to me about the reasons I was not my usual chipper self.  He told me about FWP.  He thinks I have it.  Oh you haven't heard of FWP?  Its a growing epidemic.  I have ordered my kit and think it can really get me through this.  Here is some information about FWP.


Please don't suffer needlessly.  There is help out there for people like us.


Sunday, December 9, 2012

Another Review for You

Turns out I like board games.  Kind of a lot.  I think the money spent on a board game is super well spent.  A good or even half decent game provides hours of quality entertainment and together time, including interaction.  As much as I love, not like, love movies I can't say that about them.  They do provide quality entertainment but are lacking on the interaction and together time.

Over the past few years my love for and knowledge of boardgames has grown.  So here I am to review one for you and help you make a good decision.  The game being reviewed today is called Aye, Dark Overlord.

The Premise:  One of the players in the game is Rigor Mortis the Dark Overlord.  He has a host of minions and resources at his disposal.  The rest of the players are his minions, sniveling and incompetent.  The minions have just returned from a task which the Dark Overlord assigned to them.  And because they are sniveling and incompetent they have failed.  And we all know what happens to a minion who fails at a task right?  So now all the minions have to place all of the blame on another minion so as not to incur the Dark Overlords wrath.

Gameplay: If you like rules don't play this game.  It has very few and is very open to interpretation.  Basically the Dark Overlord come up with a task i.e. (this one is from sweet sweet Jo, all her own)  "I sent you to the desert to get the magic blue sand, where is it?" (seriously no prompting or help from an adult, she's the best)  Then the Dark Overlord questions an individual.  They have to use information off of cards (Any part or combination of the title, the picture and the explanation) To come up with their excuse.  "I was about to fight the giant scorpion for the blue sand, but My sword was the Dissolving Sword and it disolved in my sweaty hands."  Then they play a pass the buck card, and another picture card to pass blame to another minion.  "But that didn't matter because Bob, who was supposed to be distracting the scorpion, was busy sucking down some Dwarvish Beer, so it was his fault I didn't get the sand."  Then bob has to follow that same order.  Picture card fueled excuse, pass the buck, picture card fueled blaming of other minion.

The Dark Overlord has a series of three "Withering Looks" At his disposal.  If, at any time, a minion displeases him he may blast them with a Withering Look.  The first person to get three withering looks looses and the rest of us win!  Hooray.

Other Stuff:  One individual game takes about ten-fifteen minutes, but is really up to the dark overlord, sometimes they take three minutes.  So generally we play multiple games in one sitting, having the looser be the next Dark Overlord.  Plays 4-10, but plays best with a mid range of players, 5-8.  We played it with my daughter Jo (5 years old) and she did great.  But we have played it with older nieces and nephews (8-14) who had a hard time understanding and keeping the flow of the story.  It consists of cards and runs around 20 dollars.

My Feelings:  I really like this game.  I thought it would be the type of game you would have to play with a very specific group of people.  But I've played it with a few diverse groups and it has been a blast each time.  It really is just a story telling game.  But there is back stabbing and name calling, and hi-jinx, and yes even hilarity.  If you want a light fun quick game pick this up. 

Here is a review from Jo who asks to play the game every couple of days.

I liked it, and I think other people should buy it.  Its kind of adventurey, thats all.  I don't have a part that I don't like.

P.S. there are a few cards in the deck that we took a sharpie to.  They weren't terrible but definitely needed some modestifying. And the pictures are fun and interesting and sometimes we pull it out and Jo and I just take turns turning over a card and telling a story.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

A little Christmas Tradition from Ryan

I have sort of had this tradition for the past few years.  Its just for me.  It doesn't take long.  But it brings warmth and joy to my heart.  The tradition is really simple.   I get on a computer, navigate to youtube, and search for these two videos.  I honestly love these videos.  I think they are awesome.  (Except for the message of the adult one...and the kid one...just watch the dancing and pay attention to the rhythms)


They are freaking cute!

And these guys can just move.

So there you go.  Happy Holidays.