Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too. Also, No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
Saturday, December 15, 2012
A Rough Patch
So I've been feeling a little down lately. Moping and such. It came to a head when I was brought nearly to tears that my computer took a full 15 seconds to open a program! A co-worker of mine noticed. He leaned over and started to talk to me about the reasons I was not my usual chipper self. He told me about FWP. He thinks I have it. Oh you haven't heard of FWP? Its a growing epidemic. I have ordered my kit and think it can really get me through this. Here is some information about FWP.
Please don't suffer needlessly. There is help out there for people like us.
bah ha ha! tom and i got on the old youtube and watched lots of these. this one is the best. thank you for the introduction. i've had some first world problems lately, so i wore pants to church. :|
"By the saints refusing to be led by the influences of Satan and not yielding to his seductive temptations he is virtually bound so far as they are concerned, and when the head of the family can attain unto this power and persuade his wife and family to do likewise, the power of Satan will be bound in that habitation; and the Millenium will have commenced in that household; and if all should take this course, man and the earth would soon be prepared for the coming of Jesus and the ushering in of the full Millennial glory and the complete binding of Satan; all of which glory they would already have a foretaste." Parly P. Pratt, Millenial Star, July 17,1863
"Women of God can never be like women of the world. The world has enough women who are tough; we need women who are tender. There are enough women who are coarse; we need women who are kind. There are enough women who are rude; we need women who are refined. We have enough women of fame and fortune; we need more women of faith. We have enough greed; we need more goodness. We have enough vanity; we need more virtue. We have enough popularity; we need more purity." Margaret D. Nadauld
We have, show, and are able to exert great bodily and muscular power; we are physically vigorous and robust. We are mentally powerful. We are solid, stable, healthy, thriving. We have powerful means to resist attack, assault, and aggression. We behave in an aggressive, ardent, and flamboyant manner. We are SERIOUSLY so strong.
Individual Strengths:
Mr. Strong- Great physical strength, agile, supernatural jumping ability, Commands large army of miniture men. Will box your face off, while holding hand weights.
Mrs. Strong- Totally hot but really scary. Intimidating verbal threats, mastermind plotter, responsible for team hygeine and nutrition.
Josephine- Water bender, very original and affective Inja moves, mostly goes for the surprise attack, mind power over animals, hits like a girl.
Atticus- Wielder of the force and intimidator. Will rhar in your face. Can and will call upon Wolfkin and Co for combat support if necessary. Cratches without warning. Cratch, cratch, cratch...
Margaret- Strikes against your sanity using prolonged tantrum. Seriously, if you run into this girl when she's 2 and 1/2 and angry- plan on 752 psychic attacks to your brain, and your head, and your mind.
Abigail- will suck your cheeks off. And scratch your neck and arms. And gouge your eyes out. Has scary voice.
I'm depressed now. We don't even have the right number of i-Phone.
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shut the full cup. ahahahahaha. that one will have me smiling all day. :)
ReplyDeletei especially loved the no milk for cereal and the too many chips for my dip. serious problems indeed. i've been there.
Love, love, love it! We've watched it over and over, with much laughter! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeletebah ha ha! tom and i got on the old youtube and watched lots of these. this one is the best. thank you for the introduction. i've had some first world problems lately, so i wore pants to church. :|
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