Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too. Also, No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Walks in November
I miss the warm weather already. Sigh.
Probably don't show this next one to DCFS. I'm not sure it's 100% kosher. But hey, with 3 churchlynns and a double stroller I had to improvise!
"By the saints refusing to be led by the influences of Satan and not yielding to his seductive temptations he is virtually bound so far as they are concerned, and when the head of the family can attain unto this power and persuade his wife and family to do likewise, the power of Satan will be bound in that habitation; and the Millenium will have commenced in that household; and if all should take this course, man and the earth would soon be prepared for the coming of Jesus and the ushering in of the full Millennial glory and the complete binding of Satan; all of which glory they would already have a foretaste." Parly P. Pratt, Millenial Star, July 17,1863
"Women of God can never be like women of the world. The world has enough women who are tough; we need women who are tender. There are enough women who are coarse; we need women who are kind. There are enough women who are rude; we need women who are refined. We have enough women of fame and fortune; we need more women of faith. We have enough greed; we need more goodness. We have enough vanity; we need more virtue. We have enough popularity; we need more purity." Margaret D. Nadauld
We have, show, and are able to exert great bodily and muscular power; we are physically vigorous and robust. We are mentally powerful. We are solid, stable, healthy, thriving. We have powerful means to resist attack, assault, and aggression. We behave in an aggressive, ardent, and flamboyant manner. We are SERIOUSLY so strong.
Individual Strengths:
Mr. Strong- Great physical strength, agile, supernatural jumping ability, Commands large army of miniture men. Will box your face off, while holding hand weights.
Mrs. Strong- Totally hot but really scary. Intimidating verbal threats, mastermind plotter, responsible for team hygeine and nutrition.
Josephine- Water bender, very original and affective Inja moves, mostly goes for the surprise attack, mind power over animals, hits like a girl.
Atticus- Wielder of the force and intimidator. Will rhar in your face. Can and will call upon Wolfkin and Co for combat support if necessary. Cratches without warning. Cratch, cratch, cratch...
Margaret- Strikes against your sanity using prolonged tantrum. Seriously, if you run into this girl when she's 2 and 1/2 and angry- plan on 752 psychic attacks to your brain, and your head, and your mind.
Abigail- will suck your cheeks off. And scratch your neck and arms. And gouge your eyes out. Has scary voice.
Pretty sure you're not a good Mom because you put three kids in a double stroller. JK forever!
ReplyDeleteremember how atticus is wearing a short sleeve shirt in november? i remember. it got so cold, so fast, and i fear it shall never leave.
ReplyDeletemaggie in the bottom of the stroller CRACKS me up! good idea, ames!
HA! that picture of maggie in the bottom of the stroller is freaking hilarious! good improvising!
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